VS Bio: The Three Caballeros (Composite)

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Warning: The following bio might contain racist stereotypes. This bio is not made to offend or hurt anyone; it’s just a documentation on an already existing character who started off in the 1940’s who might not have aged well and might be politically incorrect by today’s standards.

It also contains spoilers for the 2018 “Legends of the three Caballeros” TV series. If you don’t wish to spoil that show for yourself, please don’t read any further!

VS Bio: Jose Carioca (composite)

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Warning: The following bio might contain racist stereotypes. This bio is not made to offend or hurt anyone; it’s just a documentation on an already existing character who started off in the 1940’s who might not have aged well and might be politically incorrect by today’s standards.

It also contains spoilers for the 2018 “Legends of the three Caballeros” TV series. If you don’t wish to spoil that show for yourself, please don’t read any further!

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José Carioca

Alias: Zé Carioca (What he is called in Brazil), Zé, Joe, Morcego Verde (The Green Bat)
First Appearance: Saludos Amigos (August 24th 1942)
Species: Parrot (Likely a Brazilian Green Parrot)
Height: Unknown (Most likely 
Height: 3’ 8” like Donald and Panchito)
Occupation: Musician, Singer, Entertainer, Referee, Sports player, Sports commentator, Mariachi Band Member, ect
Affiliation: Three Caballeros, The Tiny Rockets (Football team), Duckberg Super Hero Association
Likes: Women, Cigars, Singing, Dancing, Cachaça, his home country Brazil, Soccer, Treasure, his friends, and Donald Duck’s cartoons
Theme song: 


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VS Bio: Panchito Pistoles

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For more information on scaling for this bio, CLICK HERE.

Warning: The following bio might contain racist stereotypes. This bio is not made to offend or hurt anyone; it’s just a documentation on an already existing character who started off in the 1940’s who might not have aged well and might be politically incorrect by today’s standards.

It also contains spoilers for the 2018 “Legends of the three Caballeros” TV series. If you don’t wish to spoil that show for yourself, please don’t read any further!

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Panchito Pistoles

Real Name:
Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero González (Or El Gayo José Francisco Alisandro de Lima y de la Loma Pancho Alegre)
Alias: El Gallo Loco (Wrestler name), Pancho, Pancho el CharroPaco, Paquito, Pistoles, Francisco
First Appearance: The Three Caballeros (December 21st 1944)
Species: Rooster
Height: 3’8″ (According to the episode “Mexico a gogo”)
Weight: 
34.6 lbs (According to the episode “Mexico a gogo”)
Occupation: Musician, Singer, Entertainer, Luchador wrestler, Minstrel, vaquero (traditional Iberian and Mesoamerican buckaroo; A cowboy/cattle driver), Mariachi Band Member, Garimpeiro (Diamond Hunter) ect
Affiliation: Three Caballeros
Likes: Partying/Fiesta, Bull Fighting, Lucha Libre Wrestling, chili, salsa, thrill seeking, 
Señoritas, Margarita (his girlfriend during the Newspaper comics), watching Telenovela (Spanish soap operas) singing, and dancing
Theme song: 

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VS Bio: Donald Duck (3 Caballeros)

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NOTE: This bio is only a SLIGHT composite; it only includes feats/abilities from media in which Jose and/or Panchito were present (Or appearances that were in continuity with Jose and Panchito’s appearances), so many of Donald’s feats/alter egos (Such as Kingdom Hearts, Later incarnations of the Phantom Duck/Duck Avenger, and more) will not be acknowledged. For more information on this bio, CLICK HERE.

Warning: The following bio might contain racist stereotypes. This bio is not made to offend or hurt anyone; it’s just a documentation on an already existing character who started off in the 1940’s who might not have aged well and might be politically incorrect by today’s standards.

It also contains spoilers for the 2018 “Legends of the three Caballeros” TV series. If you don’t wish to spoil that show for yourself, please don’t read any further!
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Donald Duck

Real Name: 
First Appearance: The Wise Little Hen (1934)
Real Name: Donald Fauntleroy Duck
Alias: The duck formally known as Donald
Height: 3’ 8”
Occupation: 
Musician, Singer, Entertainer, Sailor, Mariachi Band Member, Barber, ect
Affiliation: Mickey Mouse Club, Disney Kingdom, Navy, Army, Duck Family, ect
Likes: Daisy Duck, His Family, The Spotlight, Appreciation, Sailing, Relaxation, Women, and Scaring his Nephews
Theme Song:


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Notes about the Three Caballeros Bios

1. I couldn’t get much information about the Zé Carioca Comics. All of them are in Portuguese which I cannot read, and there are too many of them for me to read/research anyway, and I don’t have access to most of them for that matter. I don’t have the time, resources, or energy to put into finding and translating as much of them as possible, so I’m likely not going to go out to research these myself.

But if ANYONE has read these comics and can show me some note worthy feats, go ahead and tell me about them in the comments below (Preferably with some pictures/scans)

2. I did not include their abilities from “Legend of the 3 Caballeros Episode 10: Mt. Fuji Whiz” involving spectral body manipulation because those are completely circumstantial

3. One might think I forgot/overlooked a speed feat from “Legend of the 3 Caballeros Episode 4: World Tree Caballeros!” involving Donald and Jose traveling to the center of the cosmos/universe in just 5 hours on foot (Thus potentially making them FTL+ or even MFTL+) But I excluded this feat for a few reasons.

So they crossed the “The legendary miles high exhausting seeming never ending ridiculously long stair case hike to the center of the cosmos” all the way to the the World Tree, which grows entire planets like fruit on it’s roots and branches. Problem is that given the mythical nature of these stairs, it’s likely they don’t bend to real world physics and aren’t as long as they’d seem.

Taking into account that Shellgoose fell from the World Tree all the way down to planet earth in 99 seconds, that would mean that the world tree might have been only 30 miles away via the stairs. But given it’s supposedly in the center of the cosmos (and the fact that it can grow full sized planets over time) and how mythical everything is; it’s likely not really that close and it’s just magic screwing with space and time.

As a result, I’m gonna consider this feat and outlier (And if you say it’s not an outlier on the grounds that Panchito and Jose have toon force, I’m gonna call that a NLF. And if you say that they’re still FTL+ and MFTL+ due to scaling to Kingdom Hearts Donald; Kingdom Hearts is not being taken into account for these bios)

4. Yes, I am aware of a little inconsistency regarding the god “Apollo” and his sun moving feat in “Legends of the Three Caballeros Episode 5: No Man is an Easter Island” in order to bring on the night, when it’s revealed that in episode 8 “Nazca Racing” that the Nazca Gyroscope keeps the earth spinning around the sun. These two things massively contradict each other, making this a big plot hole (Likely as a result of the show trying to incorporate as much mythology from different parts of the world as possible for the sake of more adventures/stories) so if you think Apollo’s sun feat doesn’t count and that a fully powered Felldrake doesn’t scale (And thus the Caballeros don’t scale) I understand if you don’t wish to include it.

On that note, I might as well bring up Apollo’s feat of driving his chariot from earth to the sun in just 3 seconds (Which would be a speed feat of 166 X the speed of light, which could make it a MFTL speed feat) does Felldrake at his most powerful scale to this since he might be more powerful than the gods themselves? We don’t know if Felldrake scales for sure; being more powerful than some one doesn’t always mean you’re faster than them as well.

5. I am not including any scaling or feats from the 2013 shorts. Yes, Jose and Panchito appear in those, but those are mainly cameos in which nothing significant happens or we learn nothing new about them character wise.