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Maestro: Cats… No, we’re not talking about the Broadway musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber or the infamous movie adaptation of the same name. Today, we’re just talking about cats. From the mighty lion to the common house hold cat, Felines are known for being competent hunters who stalk their targets with deadly yet dignified grace and finesse. But while our combatants today are felines, well… let’s just say they’re not known for landing on their feet, and that’s putting it mildly.
Dr. Ross: You just had to remind us that flick existed, didn’t you dear Nephew? Seriously, I’m still dreading that the fact that the butthole cut exists somewhere out there.
Marcy: If you want to wash that movie out of your brain, I’d watch Cats Don’t Dance. It’s a movie about singing cats, but it’s actually good! (and soooo underrated!)
Dr. Ross: Thanks for the tip, New Girl. Well speaking of cartoon cats; today we bring you two of the dumbest yet most lovable cats who became house hold names in the 90’s. One of them was on Cartoon Network and the other was on Nickelodeon. Considering those two channels were fierce rivals at the time, that just makes this match up all the sweeter.
Maestro: With out further adieu, let us introduce our kitty competitors:
IN THE RED CORNER: ONCE A FEARSOME SPACE PIRATE LATER TURNED INTO AN ERRATIC ENTERTAINER.
THE BARON OF BALONEY AND BEANS:
IN THE BLUE CORNER: THE CLASSIC COMEDIC CAT WHO BRINGS THE HAPPY HAPPY AS WELL AS THE JOY JOY.
THE HARBINGER OF HAIRBALLS:
Dr. Ross: I’m your host with the most, Dr. Katheryn Xavia Ross. By my side is my stylish co-hosts, Maestro and Marcy. Representing these two combatants today are rival luchadors Muta Muchado and Rico Ranchado.
Rico: Buenos días, fighting fanaticos!
Muta: Ah, feels like only yesterday when Moltar scored a victory for the Red corner. Now it is time for his more popular co-star to do the same!
Rico: First off, the result of that fight was mierda de toro! Second; HA! As if! Stimpy will be burying Brak in a grave of Gritty Kitty litter!
Muta: I’m afraid you’re mistaken, Rico. If anything, Brak shall be doing a musical number on Stimpy’s resting place when he’s done with him!
Dr. Ross: Cool it, ya fanboys! Save the fighting for our combatants!